Thursday, December 21, 2006

Protest Against Moustache Master

Today started promising.
Another letter from the Stranger.
I started to read it and felt that he sounds very optimistic.
He said that finally he has done something good to mention.
Forget the small hooliganism, he started a serious protest against Mr. Lukashenko and his tirany in Belarussia.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Lukashenko)

As Stranger wanted to do something, he got a bit drunk again and went (at nighttime of course) to the consulate of Belarussia in Tallinn. The story is easy, he just climbed a bit up and took the flag. Yes, he was really able to climb up and take the flag. He went to his mysterious shelter, took picture of this flag and started to think. He had a sudden change of heart. He took the flag itself off the wodden stick and brought back the stick to the consulate, because of the poor country. As he writes the whole protest went quick but well. Of course he sold in an secret auction the Belarussian flag to his good friend in Poland, Waychizcyk Koluzhchewzky.



After he wrote to me personally, that I must burn down all the letters he has sent me to be there no legal clues. Well of course I did so. Cheers Stranger!

--sarkasc--

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Stop Dealing With Your Ceiling

"Eat my shorts," as Bart Simpson would say. 
Yes, this is how I feel today, 
after I received a big box from the Stranger. I have never received anything THAT big from him. So I was very excited. I opened the box, but it was full of crumpled up newspapers and one small (0,33) beer in it. 
I took a look at the newspapers and thought, you cannot trust anyone... even a stranger.
I took a look at the beer and thought, I have a new friend.



I started to think about the Stranger, why he remainded about himself? To show that he is not caught by EESTI POLITSEI? To show that he is not dead? Anyway he is not doing very illegal stuff, just some small hooliganism, while he is drunk. Thats nothing. Even in Estonian Criminal Law is not mentioned the case about stealing the street signs.. there is only a point of what happens if you steal a corpse, a freakin dead body. But Stranger claims, that he has never done it. I guess we should all be equal, but it is not possible.. only the corpes are equal. So here is the lesson for to they said by a qoute:

"No one ever wins, no one finally loses, except the dead. Under the sun, they rot together, with absolute, biological equality."

--sarkasc--

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

I Expect You to Protect What You Collect

Mostly all of us collect something. 
Some gather stamps or beer pallets, some collect antique cars. 
Our Stranger admited that he collects street signs. I was surprised of course, because it is illegal if you try to screw those off the houses or fences. I wanted to ask to Stranger, whether he's been caught by EESTI POLITSEI, but of course.. I cannot contact Stranger. He contacts me, when he has some news. He also left in the convert some pictures and video from his collection. The video I cannot yet put on, but the picture will be.



Anyway, I tried to contact EESTI POLITSEI via mail and ask - what is the biggest possible fine for stealing street signs. But I havent received an answer yet. So basically this is a weak post and I am a weak journalist. Better luck next time.

--sarkasc--